Friday, 7 July 2017

HAHAHA HILARIOUS

            HAHAHA HILARIOUS
*When someone says “Expect the unexpected” slap them and say, “You didn’t expect that, did you?”

*I don’t think inside the box nor do I think outside the box either because I have no idea where this box is!!

*Nightmare-This word is used to describe what happens when your PE teacher agrees to give your Maths teacher his time.

*Teacher: One day our country will be corruption free. Which tense is that?
Student: Future impossible tense.

*When people see me at the supermarket and they are like “Hey what are you doing here?” and I’m like: “Oh you know hunting elephants”.

*The police pulled me over and asked “Do you know how fast you are going?” I said “Obviously not fast enough because you caught me”.




Done by; Makanda Milka Ofulah





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